If I wore Spiderman underpants would that make me Spiderman?

I'm in my 50s but I want to be Spiderman. If I wear Spiderman underpants would that make me Spiderman?



Does this question remind you of any other question, like if I read Vampire comic books or play Vampire video games does that make me a Vampire?If I wore Spiderman underpants would that make me Spiderman?
LOL
Don't do it. You'll break your legs.



Yes. It reminds me of many other such questions. But hopefully, with you being in your 50's, you should have much more sense.If I wore Spiderman underpants would that make me Spiderman?
All so ridiculous,to even think,let alone even answer,but answer is No,of coarse.If I wore Spiderman underpants would that make me Spiderman?
I think so, yes.
No, I am Spiderman.
It will if you are a shape-shifter
Yes. Yes it would

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